notsimpingjustsaying
Flag: United States
Registered: August 3, 2023
Last post: May 29, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Posts: 31

valorant esports manager game when?

posted 1 day ago

mobile legends

posted 1 week ago

FNS is such a based narcissist, he has the perfect archetype for a watchparty streamer

posted 4 weeks ago

🚨🌌 THE UNIVERSE IS SPLITTING!!! 🌠✨
MANDELA EFFECT IMMINENT!!! πŸ§ πŸ“‘ Reality.exe has entered the Twilight Zone and forgot to save its progress πŸ’ΎπŸ’₯

Alternate Timelines downloading... ⏳
Which one has cereal spelled correctly? πŸ₯£πŸ« 
SchrΓΆdinger’s Pop-Tarts are both frosted and not πŸ“β„οΈπŸž

⚠️ ERROR 777: Core Memory Glitch
Yesterday you had a Monopoly man with a monocle β€” today? 🧒 Who’s lying??

πŸ§ͺ CERN just pressed a button labeled β€œYOLO” πŸ§ͺ
Now half your socks don’t exist and your goldfish remembers Atlantis 🐟🌍

✨ Mission: Anchor Yourself to THIS Timeline
Or become a hologram in someone else's déjà vu 🎭

πŸŒ€ Final Boss: Berenstain... or Berenstein?
No continues. No patches. Just vibes and void πŸŒ’πŸ”

🚨 BONUS GLITCH: VLR just rendered a Bo5 as a Bo3 πŸ’€πŸ•ΉοΈ
Parallel match reports loading... somewhere they went to Map 6 πŸ“ŠπŸ§©

#MandelaMayhem #GlitchInTheMatrix #TimelineTurbulence
Stay woke or get re-rendered βœ¨πŸ›Έ

posted 4 weeks ago

are people actually offended by this? like people actually have emotional reactions over ts?

posted 1 month ago

lame ass post

posted 1 month ago

KRU making it would be great for the scene

posted 2 months ago

I will always root for this guy, bro is the future

posted 2 months ago

i dont understand this glaze

posted 2 months ago

yo i cant believe they got beardless valyn on the pod

posted 2 months ago

fuck no these guys go life or death with velocity gaming istg

posted 2 months ago

that one fucker

posted 2 months ago

BJJ

posted 2 months ago

yo i didn't know tyloo had a player named 5CM wtf no wonder they always fall short

if im being honest, the next set of players who can really pummel edg consistently are some cracked zoomers between the ages of 14 and 16 rn breaking the gaming hour limit set by china. It will take a couple years to field such a team.

posted 3 months ago

glucose 2 and cholesterol 9 are my favorite NA memes
and 1leaf was on both teams lmfaooooooo

posted 3 months ago

bro was only relevant in 2021 for that 3k on haven

posted 3 months ago

bandwagoning pos, go back to posting about gnats and LULquid

posted about a year ago

APAC mobile game region

posted about a year ago

too far man,

posted about a year ago

americas > earth

posted about a year ago

0 trophy region
0 trophy team
they are failures Β―_(ツ)_/Β―

posted about a year ago

yeah, no fuck prx

posted about a year ago

NO Chinese teams make it to playoffs

posted about a year ago

they have like 10 billion people and still can't win a single international event.
they all play like cringe brainless chickens
gg ez

posted about a year ago

Pacific region will NEVER win an international event in valorant.

posted about a year ago

t1 full of oldhead ow players no way they get more than 10 rounds off fut

posted about a year ago

clash of trash lul
faker 2-0 former masters champions

posted about a year ago

hurry! make a drx laugh thread!

posted about a year ago
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