somehow on his third year of tier 1 coaching despite all 3 of the teams he’s coached being dogshit

grubinho sneak he’s been ass this year but he was genuinely good in 2024

he is worse than zellsis

they already are you just don’t see as many of them bc they don’t all speak english

jane remover - dreamflasher
quadeca - godstained
glaive - freudian

it was babyj not babybay come on vlr surely we’re better than this

they wrote the vlr article for them lmaooo wtf

edg with s1mon cooked mental: top 4 at masters
edg with jenny7 4/20 snoop dogg: barely top 4 in china

no

he wants to keep making correct predictions

what about henrybabyhentai

mickey mouse no matter who wins

don’t undersell this
wolves best masters finish - 3rd
100t best masters finish - 4th

nismo is the goat but look at his team bro
zander - in tier 1, not performing well
net - in tier 1, not performing well
koalanoob - just got booted from his tier 1 team for being ass
bcj - is he still on srb i dont even remember

fnc
tl
bbl
m8

g2
sen
nrg
kru

prx
gen
drx
ts

wol
blg
edg
nova

m80 were also a mid ass team that would’ve gotten farmed in tier 1 icl

WE’VE GOT BABY!
SIUFATBB!
I JUST DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND
HE’LL KILL YOU SUPER FAST
HE’S BETTER THAN ASPAS
WE’VE GOT SIUFATBB!!!!!

they aren’t winning ascension anyway calma

yes they dumped a shit ton of money into their mickey mouse tournament to make it look legitimate

ok buddy whose alt is this

i guess this is who literally won mvp but the last 3 SHOULD have been
EDG CHICHOO
T1 iZu
FNC Alfajer

f0rsaken? not good with raze

quedronol - sudbury
diegointhedark - steal my swag
well kept things - great white north

first few i thought of

only thing they’re clearing is haliburton’s medical bills pack it up

impressive engagement on this one i see some essays in here congrats

first line was cold icl

…

boostio
tarik
ohnepixel
ludwig
john lennon (prime)
john lennon (current)
both boo brothers merged into one person

have we learned nothing from abyss

teams are going to play the ascent comp until they realize something else is better

at least i know my region is cooked the eurocucks still think they have a chance 😔

xeus isn’t even better than lewn bro 💔 and those people are intellectually disabled they don’t count

i know this is bait but it’s such an unbelievably preposterous take it’s working i’m genuinely so angry rn im yelling at my phone typing this

can’t believe you people are so annoying i have to cheer for peepee rex

i will be overjoyed when fn0tic lose tho

fnatic: 1 masters win
na: 3 masters wins

it’s not computing for me

bbl did it first though…

most hyped up player in all of emea tier 2 + a top 3 initiator of all time with ONE bad year as a demon1/chet/fns victim

no super team no party

i expect better from you :(

.

being gifted their first trophy by a bumea team

can’t use emojis in a title fuck me

wow ok i see how it is

YOU GAVE US A MAP
HOW SHIT YOU MUST BE
YOU GAVE US A MAP

i WOULD cry IF fnatic’s map pool wasn’t about to get exposed by prx

memea about to send the first ever team to lose a bo5 to prx 😭

miserable game 2 of the 3 worst fanbases in all of valorant

most shameless glory hunter in the history of the website barking again after one map :/ i pray to allah wolves come back here or if they don’t that prx stomp tomorrow

wait he’s german?? fuck me i’ve seen this episode before

emea 🤝 americas
being dogshit
can’t even make the trophy argument anymore bc americas is getting close to 2 years too

china is ass too tbh forget a one team region we’re in a one region world

are unironically winning tomorrow holy fuck both of these teams are terrible

picking lotus into fnc in 2025 😭💔 see y’all tomorrow hopefully wolves > fnatic

siufatbb has almost double the next highest

f0rsaken has the highest % tho

not even the best run of the tournament i fear