Valorant Confessional

Hello VLRians,

Welcome to the Valorant Confessional. I, high priest Bruhmphrey, will absolve you of your sins past; bringing you back in communion with the holiness of VLR.

No judgement. E-Dating, Throwing, Boosting, a very specific story about scamming Russian children out of their accounts: Tell all in anonymity,

Freeing your mind frees your soul.

One time I watched an eeiu clip and cried. I absolve myself of sin

please forgive me

i edated. i bought her skins and boosted her to immo just for her to go lesbian and leave me for a chick shes known for 2 weeks 😭

we even met up IRL.

quarantine made me do stupid shit 😢

i applied for a job 😢😢💔

not valorant but when i was 15 i edated a girl who claimed to be the same age as me

she was 12

I stroke it to my teammates' voices 🤤
"one b long" annnd it's all over the ceiling

once had an ekitten she was like 4 years younger (I didn't know)

I met my girlfriend playing unrated, we've been together for almost two years now

My first knife that I ever bought was the Nebula knife. I actually thought it was cool cause of the galaxy green screen (blame fortnite for that)

i used to like tenz until i discovered the greatness of fns

I've had thigh names for 3 years in Valorant. Please forgive me.

no one can fix me

i listen to gf asmr am i cooked

i used to watch mooda

I think e-dating is actually cool, may reduce people depression, an even maybe suicide attempt, and people that blame edaters are just jealous because they are lonely (instead of joining them)

I had the name "Her bottomfrag" when I was with her

Can you please pay off your goomana debt

I used to catfish for robux when i was like 11-13 (im a girl)

back wheen hiko was my fav streamer i would draw him naked

i killed all jett, reyna and sage players with I miss her type shi names

people thought i was an aimer and in reality i was just a rawaccel abuser..

i throw games for money

i broke my phone when qraxs 1v3 kc during kickoff 24

i hatewatch sentinels and TH (this is not a sin confession just facts)

bro even Batman himself couldn't get all these confessions out of me. What's going on here

About too drop the most craziest thing but I will get judged 100% and it will be like kirya femboy shi

I own and use 15 smurf accounts

I once played 1 match like my life was on the line, because i believed i just need 1 more win to rank up. I was flaming everybody who did like iron level mistake, shouting-yelling ("wtf are u doin?????????") and after we won the game 13-11, i just realized it's unrated (u know every time u boot up the game, it set to unrated as default right? yeah.....)

I slept through my uni day 1 orientation because I stayed up watching EDG v TH grand final

i killed mosquitoes

I played with mouse accel and 1.6 sens

i bought a judge and odin skin

I play valorant

We met in Valorant
Flew to her place after 7 months
Smashed
Never talked or played ever again.

I pulled a Mazino and jorked it to OW and LoL rule 34

Cursing to whole boom rosters and betraying them for FNC 💔 much happier though with fnc

im british

I hit iron 1 0rr

Once in ranked I was playing chamber on abyss and my team kept 4 stacking one site on attack and they kept complaining about how I wasn't playing with them anytime I would play mid or the other site.

And then on a round that could change the game it was a 1v1, the other person was on like 30 hp and I was full hp and then I just jumped off the edge of the map because the previous round my teammates told me to watch a youtube video on how to play the game even though I was top fragging and had double any of their kills.

I used to think that I needed to always buy a secondary gun with a primary gun

I went *tside and took a shwr

I boosted my friends because they said they deserve a better rank